Rush Limbaugh, the world’s most impotent man, took to the airwaves to discuss a very serious and important scientific breakthrough that not even noted scientist Rep. Todd Akin could discover: feminists (or ‘feminazis’ as Rush calls them) are responsible for the current outbreak of shrinking male genitalia. If anyone knows about defunct and flaccid penis issues, it’s Rush Limbaugh.
It seems an Italian study found that the average male penis was 10 percent smaller than 50 years ago, though it must not apply to former Congressmen from NY. Regarding the factors that lead to embarrassing “a group of cheerleaders laughing at you” shrinkage,
“I think it’s feminism,” he declared. “If it’s tied to the last 50 years — the average size of [a male’s] member is 10 percent smaller than 50 years — it has to be the feminazis, the chickification and everything else.”
From the 09.20.2012 edition of Premiere Radio Networks’ The Rush Limbaugh Show: