Recently Ellen wrote about Johnny Dollar. Today it’s my turn. Mark Koldys, the psychopath* behind the Johnny Dollar brand, has published a very long post by GrayHammy that accuses me of: 1). Writing under a nom de plume; 2). Being a man; 3). Being a man named Headly Westerfield; 4). Being an elitist; and 5). Being the puppetmaster of anyone who tweets at him. 1). Duh!; 2). Yes; 3). Yes; 4). WTF?, 5). Double WTF? However, why is Johnny Dollar dangerous? Under the guise of his rubric of “CABLE NEWS TRUTH” he published GrayHammy’s long character assassination on his website, which exposed my alternative lifestyle. Reprehensible. Disgusting. Beyond the pale. And, we must ask: Why was this done? Simply because I write for NewsHounds. If it’s something that could potentially hurt NewsHounds, then why not destroy Headly Westerfield personally by all means necessary? I’m merely the collateral damage in the years long war J$ has dishonestly fought against NewsHounds. There was no other reason to expose things about me that have no relevance to my writing for NewHounds and there is nothing in that article that has any relevance to NewsHounds. Johnny Dollar has proven himself to be a very dangerous person.
The long post (which I won’t link to, but is there for all to see unless it has been changed or deleted. Screen caps all ‘round if needed) was written by GrayHammy, one of the sycophantic asslickers that hang out in Johnny Dollar’s sewer. GrayHammy—who it must be said is hiding behind his own secret identity—sends dozens upon dozens of tweets to me and Alex ON A DAILY BASIS. Here’s a link to the profile so you can see for yourself just one crazy, obsessive, cyber, stalking bully from the Johnny Dollar cult at work. Now GrayHammy is only one of several that will pop over from the J$ sewer and shit all over our timelines, but he is the most persistent. In fact, in his post he admits joining Twitter only to harass us with questions. Why? Because we write for NewsHounds and he’s in the Johnny Dollar cult of personal destruction. Is another reason needed? I collectively call them #MarkieKandtheSycophantFive and there are times that all of them are hitting all of us NewsHounds at once with tweets. Yet, get this: In his post that demonstrates his obsessive stalking behaviour even better than his hundreds and hundreds and hundreds of tweets, GrayHammy denies being an obsessed stalker. Ironic, no? I’m the only NewsHounder that hasn’t blocked those Dollarites due to their creepy stalking-like behaviour. In his post GrayHammy gives me credit for that. Ironic, no? #MarkieKandtheSycophantFive are hilarious most of the time, and I have some good fun yanking their chains; there are entire Spotify playlists dedicated to them. But there are times all I wanna do is tweet with friends. Just ignoring #MarkieKandtheSycophantFive can be exhausting at times.
Here’s something else about Johnny Dollar’s sewer that I find interesting. He only ever publishes linked headlines, unless it’s about NewsHounds. Then he will do long posts that twist our words and spit them out in a way that make them resemble a fun house mirror. His only reason to exist appears to be to tear down NewsHounds and he’s been at it a very long time now. Ellen says he must be paid to be so devoted. I think he’s just plain mean and crazy. Yesterday, when he learned I was travelling to Michigan where he resides, he suggested we meet for “détente.” Today he exposes me, leaving me without even a fig leaf of cover. That’s clearly psychotic behaviour. Johnny Dollar has proven himself to be a very dangerous person. If he has paymasters, I hope they are proud of the Frankenstein monster they created. Maybe he’ll get a bonus for this one.
On a more personal note, as if this hasn’t been gut-wrenching enough: I sincerely apologize to all NewsHounds past and present and a special apology to Ellen Brodsky for any disgrace my private life may have brought upon NH.